A Real Mothers Day Card

A Real Mothers Day Card

This is what my card to my Mom should say:

Thank You for not murdering me when I was a teenager.

Thank You for teaching me that all the best men like women who are sexy and smart. Then showing me exactly what sexy and smart looks like.

Thank You for being a feminist.

Thank You for teaching me to love literature and art and music.

Thank You for being fearless enough to put a napkin on your head and give a speech in front of everybody.

Thank You for being as interested in my kids as I am.

Thank You for being my emotional punching bag. You can take a punch lady!

Thank You for choosing my Dad.

Thank You for being my Mom.

I love you.